Sunday, December 26, 2010

Jeffrey Seidel - Judaizer of the Secular Masses!


(May 15, 2000) Most American visitors will recognize the name on this card.  Jeffrey comes off like a real nut, but his heart is in the right place.  You could usually find him hanging out around the Kotel looking (hunting?) for the secular visitors.  You'll always have a free place to stay as long as you can handle the Orthodox lifestyle.

Check out Jeffrey's WEBSITE for further reading...

Bus Trip Through the Desert (6/2000)


Anyone who has ever had to sit on a long-distance Israeli bus knows how they can seriously suck.  There is always some douchebag who likes to keep a window open when everyone else just wants to relax in the air conditioning!

My friend Anya and I were leaving the hot comfort of Eilat for the cooler temperatures of Jerusalem.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

NFTY Field Trip - Eric Clapton Live in Jerusalem - 13 July 1989



Our National Federation of Temple Youth (NFTY) group was exhausted.  Well into our trip, we were offered a night out in Jerusalem to see Eric Clapton.  If I remember correctly, it was about 30NIS for the ticket.  Our entire group signed up...we loaded up the bus and headed over to Sultan's Pool - a large grass-covered area in the heart of Jerusalem.

Sultan's Pool
I think every Anglo in the country converged on Sultan's Pool that night!  We hit the porta-johns first, with their lack of toilet seats (aim for the hole!) and then the t-shirt stand.  My mom still wears the t-shirt I purchased.  

The stage was large.  Before the concert began, James Brown was playing out of the speakers and our group spontaneously started that late-80s chant, "Free James Brown!  Free James Brown!"  (He had been arrested for domestic abuse and drugs, but he's the Godfather of Soul - he should get a free pass, right?)

It has been more than 20 years, but I still distinctly remember the feeling I had that night, just a tall, skinny 15 year old standing in a crowd and watching Clapton in the center of Jerusalem.  Brief memories shoot through my brain from that night...I remember at the rear of the Pool (visible to the right in the above photo) there were large wooden "walls" so pedestrians and people on the street couldn't easily watch the concert for free, and one of these walls SMASHED to the ground below, scaring the hell outta me.  Some of the girls in our group sat on guys' shoulders to get a better view.  I wouldn't have been strong enough to carry the girl I had a HUGE crush on, but I remember standing next to her for much of the night.  

I saw Clapton again on this tour in Richfield, OH, and he didn't play with the same intensity as he played on this night.  Can you blame him?

I have found a recording of this concert and I offer it for download HERE for your listening pleasure in 256kbps MP3!

"Journey To Jerusalem"
Sultan's Pool, Jerusalem, Israel
July 13, 1989

1. Crossroads
2. White Room
3. I Shot the Sheriff
4. Bell Bottom Blues
5. Lay Down Sally
6. Wonderful Tonight
7. Wanna Make Love to You   
8. After Midnight   
9. Can't Find My Way Home  
10. Forever Man

1. Same Old Blues
2. Tearing Us Apart
3. Cocaine
4. Layla
5. Badge
6. Sunshine of Your Love
7. Interview

Eric Clapton - Guitar, Vocals
Phil Palmer - Guitar
Nathan East - Bass
Steve Ferrone - Drums
Alan Clark - Keyboards
Ray Cooper - Percussion
Katie Kissoon - Backing Vocals
Tessa Niles - Backing Vocals


Friday, October 1, 2010

The Mamila Deli - Jerusalem


One night, I went into Jerusalem with the family and my wife's cousins.  I was really stunned by the renewal going on throughout the Ben Yehudah Street/Kikar Tzion area of downtown.  There is so much that has changed over the past 10 years!

So, the cousins took us to the Mamila Deli, where the boyfriend of the cousin's sister-in-law works.  All I could say was...wow...this food was fantastic.  I devoured it in seconds.  I ordered a Mamila Sandwich with all of those delicious Israeli toppings you can think of.  I left there bloated and happy.  There's nothing like it here in Virginia...so all I have to savor is the memory of a delicious night out in the city of Jerusalem.  Great choice, Maoz!

Wipe your punum, chaver!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

NEVER FORGET: The 1972 Munich Olympic Massacre


Jim McKay and his broadcasts from the Munich Olympics.

Never forget, nobody ever needed an excuse to kill Jews.  What is equally sickening to me, is that during the massacre other countries blamed Israel for ruining the Olympics.  And if you didn't know, the Olympic Committee has never officially recognized the murdered Israelis...even through a moment of silence.  I remember watching the Olympics in 1992 to see if there would be something said about the 20th anniversary...but no such luck.  If you think times have changed, you're wrong.  Like it or not, we are alone.

Watch the outstanding documentary, "One Day In September," about the Munich Olympics.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Kai Fresh Sushi - Tel Aviv

Kai Fresh Sushi ephemera!

My cousin took us for a night out in Tel Aviv, and we all agreed upon sushi.  A great little joint to grab your sushi off a conveyor belt.  So, over raw fish and beer, we caught up on each others' lives and had a fantastic dinner.  One thing I'll never forget is that my oldest son felt like misbehaving and laid his head next to the conveyor belt so he could lick each dish as it passed by.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Get Yer Kippot Here!


When you are in Jerusalem, you're bound to drop by Ben Yehuda Street, the center of the city's tourist universe.  If you are looking for kippot, this area ain't exactly cheap.  However, if you really need a kippa NOW (as I did) this is a great place to go.  Just off Ben Yehuda is Joel /Yoel Salomon Street, and that's where Michael Kippa Center is.  The woman behind the counter was wonderful, offering our boys water while we went through drawers of kippot.

Yoel Salomon Street, Jerusalem

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Mini Israel Theme Park - "See It All...Small!"


We had some free time while staying in Jerusalem and were looking for something to do.  My wife's aunt recommended we check out "Mini Israel," which is...wait for it...Israel in miniature!  Some of you may remember a place where the Old City is in miniature, which I think is somewhere near Jerusalem.  Well, this is substantially bigger.  13 acres (60 dunams) of miniaturized Israel!

Wait a second, I thought David had already killed Goliath!
I felt like a miniature Peeping Tom snapping this photo of the mini-Israeli hotties.
It is near Latrun, and we got lost trying to find it.  The exit for Latrun off Highway 1 is not marked as "Latrun," so after a sign telling us the exit for Latrun was approaching in 1000 meters we kept looking for Latrun...and looking...and driving...and we totally missed it!  My wife, the superb navigator she is, put us back on the right track, and out of the dusty haze we saw the signpost for Mini Israel!

Like so may of these tourist attractions in the Israeli desert, not everything was 100% intact, what with the 100+ degree heat pounding the displays day after day after day.  However, I'd say 90% of the displays were fully funtional, and there appeared to be several new displays under construction...so this place is only going to get bigger (ironic, huh?).  There is something for everyone - all of the major Christian, Muslim, Jewish, and Bahai sites are presented

Giant lizards were taking over Tel Aviv...wait...oh, this is a pic from Mini Israel.

It was surprisingly expensive, though.  79 NIS for the wife and me, and 59 NIS for our 7 year old.  Throw in another 10 NIS per person for the new 3D movie at the entrance, some ice cream and beverages, and we spent around $75 for the afternoon, which is actually a lot of money for an afternoon in Israel.  That said, now that we have been to Mini Israel, we don't have to go the next time!

If you have a few extra hours on your way to or from Jerusalem and are driving on Highway 1, check out Mini Israel.  The kids will think it's cool, and that's what is most important, right?

John Lydon in Israel

A fantastic interview in Israel for his 31 August gig in Tel Aviv.  John puts the pathetic Brit protesters in their place, exposing their blatant hypocrisy and anti-Semitism for what it is.  "Jews are people, too," he points out.  Why can't more artists speak their mind in such an articulate, intelligent way?  Fuck you Elvis Costello, Frank Black, Santana, and all of your ilk.  And what makes the Costello situation funny, is that his wife performed in Israel after he chose not to! 





And here is another one from Tel Aviv.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Public Image Limited at the Heineken Music Festival - Tel Aviv


Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the festival, but I snagged this ad from Yedioth Ahronoth.  More and more international acts are hitting the shores of Israel, even if a few acts use politics to hide their anti-Semitism and refuse to play.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

The Stooges in Tel Aviv - 2007


While on vacation in 2007, I picked up this article on the big names who were coming to the Holy Land.  On top of the article it says, "They're coming!!" There are dates on the bottom of the page that wouldn't fit in my scanner, but it says, "Iggy Pop & the Stooges, 7 July...Tel Aviv, 222 NIS" (that was like $55).


Bringing 'The Weirdness' to Tel Aviv
Ben Jacobson, THE JERUSALEM POST Jul. 5, 2007

Nearly four decades after getting their start on the Michigan punk scene, Iggy Pop and his most famous backing band will take the stage in Tel Aviv Saturday night for a much anticipated exercise in weirdness.

Fans, of course, should expect nothing less: The Weirdness is the name of the band's latest album, its first in 34 years and the one it's promoting this summer with shows across Europe and at major festivals including Lollapalooza in the U.S.

After a break of more than three decades, "it's fun coming back and being the original group again," says Stooges guitarist Ron Asheton, who will perform with Pop at Tel Aviv's Ganei Hata'arucha Saturday at 10 p.m.

"The original," he adds, "is always the best."

It's been a long journey since the Stooges and their famous lead singer - birth name: James Osterberg - first signed with Elektra in 1968. The group's eponymous debut, produced by Velvet Underground auteur John Cale, sold poorly, but it endures as an seminal artifact of the punk/thrash genre just as the movement was getting started.

The Stooges quickly made a name for themselves with a wild, occasionally even bloody road show, and perhaps because of their volatility lasted just one more album, with Pop leaving the group and dissolving, at least temporarily, into one of rock's most famous heroin addictions.

The singer resurrected his career a few years later via landmark collaborations with David Bowie, some of which were backed up by the Stooges, but from the mid-Seventies through the millennium, Pop was off experimenting with an array of backing line-ups and musical styles, achieving another career milestone in 1986 with New Wave project Blah Blah Blah, a joint effort with Sex Pistols guitarist Steve Jones.

In 2003, however, Pop reunited with Asheton and the guitarist's brother, Scotty, for recording sessions for the singer's Skull Ring compilation disc. The sessions soon blossomed into a short series of reunion appearances, and eventually into The Weirdness, which was released this March to appreciative reviews.

The album was co-produced by the Stooges and Steve Albini, the legendary guru who's worked with the Pixies, Low and Nirvana. (The band had also considered working with Rick Rubin, a collaborator with Johnny Cash and the Beastie Boys, as well as fellow Michigan native Jack White of the White Stripes.)

The creation of The Weirdness "turned out being just a perfect situation," Asheton says. It was "very comfortable and very unlike our other recording sessions. [W]ith the first record, I never even heard any of the mixes or even the final record until it was an actual album shipped to us, already packaged and everything… [With] this one, we tried a different approach, which brings us into also being producers."

With the exception of some guitar solos added in post-production, The Weirdness was recorded live, with the band limiting itself to just three or so takes per track and just two or three tracks per day. The result is an album that sounds, Asheton says, a lot like what he envisioned in the studio.

"This time around, there were no surprises," he says. "I enjoyed what came out of the first [albums], but this is way different, and I really enjoy recording now. It's more of a whole process."

(The band's new musical approach has earned mixed reviews from Pop, who jokingly told Rolling Stone, "Promoting, touring, running the band business ... It's Ron Asheton's bloody fault!")

The band's Israeli tour stop, its first, will undoubtedly reflect that its leader singer is now 60, far from the 20-something wild man who first became a legend on stage.

Life on the road is a whole lot more staid than it used to be, Asheton claims: nowadays, Pop needs nothing more than the occasional glass of wine to unwind, and rarely leaves his hotel rooms for fear of overzealous fans. There's no drug use going on at all, Asheton says - for anyone. This is a cleaned-up, more responsible Stooges, however excitable they still appear on stage.

Regarding the group's visit to Tel Aviv, Asheton sounds more like a scheduling agent than a punk guitarist. "We were offered it as a job," he says. "It's a new place to go. We've never been there, and we've heard a lot of good things about it."

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Noah's First Horse Ride! - May 2007



(Barkan) On Guy's little farm there were a few horses, so Noah got the chance to go for his first ride! It took a little bit of convincing, but Noah really loves and trusts his big cousin.  The other horses gave a little side-show.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Noah's First Driving Lesson - 2007



(22 June 2007) Driving down to Guy's little farm on the hillside, Noah got his first driving lesson.  Yes, he is sitting on Guy's lap.  No, he isn't wearing a seatbelt.  Yes, Guy is talking on the phone.  No, Guy does not have both hands on the wheel at all times.  Noah was ecstatic!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Would You Like Meat with Your Meat? - Eilat 2007

Ah, sweet relief!  Meat, meat, and more meat...and fish.  No, it wasn't gourmet and it wasn't the best we've ever tasted, but after a day of 95+ degree heat, the Red Sea, and sun tanning, this menu hit the SPOT!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Napkin from the Americana Hotel - Eilat 2007

No matter how much you love to spend time with family, you ALWAYS need to get away to keep your sanity.  We rented a car, which my brother-in-law graciously drove, and headed south to Eilat.  We ended up at the Americana Hotel.  Nothing fancy, but just what we needed:  beds, TV, proximity to the tayelet, and it was cheap.