Erotic Massage (Without Sex!) - 2007

Professional Erotic Massage

30 minutes - 150 NIS

45 minutes - 190 NIS

4 hand massage - 200 NIS

Without Sex!

Body Naked Girls!

Come to us or order

Free Ride To The Place

Please tell me the point of being massaged by naked girls when you can't have sex?!  Even so, my wife wouldn't let me call.

Get Yer Kippot Here!

When you are in Jerusalem, you're bound to drop by Ben Yehuda Street, the center of the city's tourist universe.  If you are looking for kippot, this area ain't exactly cheap.  However, if you really need a kippa NOW (as I did) this is a great place to go.  Just off Ben Yehuda is Joel /Yoel Salomon Street, and that's where Michael Kippa Center is.  The woman behind the counter was wonderful, offering our boys water while we went through drawers of kippot.

Yoel Salomon Street, Jerusalem

Subtlety...Israeli Style

Let's say you have a burning sensation when you pee, or maybe some weird bumps are developing below the belt. You better get to the doctor!  More importantly, get there without anyone knowing what you are going to the doctor for!!   Well, if you are seen following the arrow to Dr. A. Kedem's office, everyone will know your shame.

When I saw this on the wall, just off Kikar Tzion/Richov Ben Yehuda in Jerusalem, I couldn't help but feel bad for the poor souls who needed to use the good doctor.  There's little chance you'd be able to keep your burning secret for very long.

Use a rubber next time, chaverim!!

Domino's Pizza Delivers...to Haifa!

Whether you are watching the ballgame somewhere in Iowa, or drinkin' some Gold Star beer with your chevre in Haifa, you need pizza.  Domino's Pizza delivers!  Here's a refrigerator magnet I picked up in Haifa in 2005.